Free Segways?

This idea dawned on me as I watched Marvin Lewis hobble around the Bengals sideline, I mean, if I worked in the Bengals front office, I call Segway, ask if they want some free national airtime on ESPN's MNF, and offer to let Lewis parade around the sidelines in a Segway. It definitely makes Marvin Lewis a better coach, especially if you take to heart the announcers assertion that he was unable ot move around well enough to coach. Then, for a PR boost afterwards, you can auction the Segway off on Ebay (signed of course) and give the money to charity, because if anyone need positive PR, its the Bengals.