All-Suck Lineups through Week 5

AL
C Jason Kendall
1B Ryan Shealy
2B Josh Barfield
3B Joe Crede
SS Ben Zobrist
OF Jay Gibbons
OF Emil Brown
OF Nelson Cruz
SP Jeff Weaver
RP B.J. Ryan (Broken Elbow Model, whoops)

NL
C David Ross
1B Adam LaRoche
2B Jamey Carroll
3B Kevin Kouzmanoff
SS Ronny Cedeno
OF Ryan Langerhans (Atlanta Model)
OF Kory Casto
OF Mike Cameron
SP Mark Redman
RP Jorge Julio